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tHE pHReaKhEaD's Big-Ass List o' Yo Mama Jokes



Yo' Mamma's so fat
Yo' Mamma's so dark
Yo' Mamma's so hairy and Yo' Mamma's so greasy
Yo' Mamma's so nasty
Yo' Mamma's so old
Yo' Mamma's so poor
Yo' Mamma's so short
Yo' Mamma's so skinny
Yo' Mamma's so stupid
Yo' Mamma's so ugly
Whatever else Yo' Mamma is its in here



The phreakhead's lists of stuff that you can get off your lazy ass and do



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50 Fun things to do in an elevator.
50 Fun things to do during an exam
20 Fun things to do at a drive-thru
25 Rules for women (by men)
25 Ways to Annoy Your Roommate at Christmas
101 things not to say during sex



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