tHE pHReaKhEaD's Big-Ass List o' Yo Mama Jokes

Yo' momma's so skinny, I could blind-fold her with dental floss!
Yo' momma's so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet!
Yo' momma's so skinny, when she lets the water out of the bathtub, her toes get caught in the drain!
Yo' momma's so skinny, she has to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow!
Yo' momma's so skinny, instead of calling her your parent, you call her transparent!
Yo' momma's so skinny, she uses Chapstick for deodorant!
Yo' momma's so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio!
Yo' momma's so skinny, you can save her from drowning by tossing her a Cheerio!
Yo' momma's so skinny, she has to wear a belt with spandex!
Yo' momma's so skinny, when she wears a red dress, people think she's a thermometer!
Yo' momma's so skinny, when she swallowed a marble, I thought she was nine months pregnant!
Yo' momma's so skinny, she uses a tie for a blanket!
Yo' momma's so skinny, she has to make knots in her panty hose so that her knees can be seen!
Yo' momma's so skinny, I gave her a piece of popcorn and she went into a coma!
Yo' momma's so skinny, if she had dreads, I'd grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor!
Yo' momma's butt is so bony, she put her drawers on and cut them in two!
Yo' momma's so skinny, she got a run in her hose and she fell out!