tHE pHReaKhEaD's Big-Ass List o' Yo Mama Jokes

Yo' momma's so poor, even her BOSS pants are unemployed!
Yo' momma's so poor, she has to take the trash IN!
Yo' momma's so poor, I went to her house and took down some cobwebs, and she said, "Who's tearing down the drapes?!"
Yo' momma's so poor, when I saw her rolling some trash cans around in an alley, I asked her what she was doing; she said, "Remodeling!"
Yo' momma's so poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked what she was doing, and she said "Moving!"
Yo' momma was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage!"
Yo' momma's so poor, I came over for dinner and saw three beans on the table; I took one, and she said "Don't be greedy!"
Yo' momma's so poor, when I stepped on her door mat, she said, "Hey, you can't go upstairs!"
Yo' momma's so poor, I stepped on her skateboard and she said, "Hey, get off the car!"
Yo' momma's so poor, I walked into her house and swatted a firefly and she said, "Who turned off the lights?!"
Yo' momma's so poor, I went into her house and flushed a cockroach down the toilet and she said, "Hey, where'd Grandma go?!"
Yo' momma's so poor, I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she said, "Third tree to your right!"
Yo' momma's so poor, after I p*ssed in your yard, she thanked me for watering the lawn!
Yo' momma's so poor, when I asked what was for dinner, she pulled her shoelaces off and said "Spaghetti!"
Yo' momma's so poor, her face is on the front of a food stamp!
Yo' momma's so poor, when she heard about the last supper, she thought she had run out of food stamps!
Yo' momma's so poor, she got arrested for breaking the gum-ball machine because it didn't take food stamps!
Yo' momma's so poor, she puts food stamps in your penny loafers!
Yo' momma's so poor, when I ring the doorbell, she says "DING!"
Yo' momma's so poor, when I ring the doorbell, I hear the toilet flush!
Yo' momma's so poor, when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo' momma's so poor, she went to McDonald's and had to put her french fries on lay-a-way!
Yo' momma's so poor, she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning!
Yo' momma's so poor, burglars break in her house and leave money!
Yo' momma's so poor, she married young just to get the rice!
Yo' momma's so poor, the Somalians are sending HER food!
Yo' momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she yelled, "Who turned off the heat?!"
Yo' momma's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention!
Yo' momma's so po', she can't even afford the "or"!
Yo' momma's so poor, she wipes with both sides of the toilet paper!
Yo' momma's so poor, the only time she's smelled hot food was when a rich man farted!
Yo' momma's so poor, Yo' TV's got two channels: on and off!
Yo' momma's so poor, when Yo' family watches TV, they go to Sears!
Yo' momma's so poor, when she wrote a check, the whole bank bounced!