tHE pHReaKhEaD's Big-Ass List o' Yo Mama Jokes

Yo' momma's so hairy, she looks like a Chia Pet with an afro!
Yo' momma's so hairy, she looks like a Chia Pet with a sweater on!
Yo' momma's so hairy, she shaves with a weed whacker!
Yo' momma's so hairy, she uses a lawn mower to shave her armpits!
Yo' momma's so hairy, it looks like she has Don King in a head-lock!
Yo' momma's so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her!
Yo' momma's so hairy, she doesn't have a bikini line - she has a bikini book!
Yo' momma's so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth!
Yo' momma's legs are so hairy, if she had fur coat and a banana, they'd stick her back in the zoo!
Yo' momma's so hairy, when she goes to the circus, the bearded lady protests against non-union workers!
Yo' momma's so hairy, she was a stunt double for Chubaca in Star Wars!
Yo' momma's so hairy, she got a trim and lost ten pounds!
Yo' momma's so hairy, if I shaved her legs, I could supply wigs for the entire Hair Club for Men!
Yo' momma's so hairy, she beats her chest after sex!
Yo' momma's so greasy, her freckles slipped off!
Yo' momma's so greasy, she used bacon as a band-aid!
Yo' momma's so greasy, Texaco buys oil from her!
Yo' momma's so greasy, when she jumps in the ocean, she leaves a ring around the shore!
Yo' momma's so greasy, when she cooks, she rubs the pan with her hair!
Yo' momma's so greasy, when she slid into second, her butt ended up in Detriot!
Yo' momma's so greasy, she sweats Crisco!