tHE pHReaKhEaD's Big-Ass List o' Yo Mama Jokes

Yo' momma's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment!
Yo' momma's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her!
Yo' momma's so old, when she was young, rainbows were black and white!
Yo' momma's so old, her memory is in black and white!
Yo' momma's so old, she has an autographed Bible!
Yo' momma's so old, the candles cost more than the birthday cake!
Yo' momma's so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick!
Yo' momma's so old, her social security number is 1!
Yo' momma's so old, her birth certificate says "expired" on it!
Yo' momma's so old, she farts dust!
Yo' momma's so old, when I told her to act her age, she died!
Yo' momma's so old and fat that when God said "Let there be light," He told her to move her fat ass!
Yo' momma's so old, George Burns calls her "Grandma"!
Yo' momma's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp!
Yo' momma's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince!
Yo' momma's so old, she's blind from the big bang!
Yo' momma's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories!
Yo' momma's so old, she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook!
Yo' momma's so old, when Moses split the Red Sea, she was on the other side fishing!
Yo' momma's so old, she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block!
Yo' momma's so old, she owes Jesus a nickel!
Yo' momma's so old, she used to babysit Jesus!
Yo' momma's so old, her birthday's expired!