tHE pHReaKhEaD's Big-Ass List o' Yo Mama Jokes

Yo' momma's so dark, she went to night school and was marked absent!
Yo' momma's so dark, she leaves fingerprints on charcoal!
Yo' momma's so dark, a piece of coal makes a white mark on her!
Yo' momma's so dark, she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers!
Yo' momma's so dark, they die bowling balls in her bath water!
Yo' momma's so dark, when she sits in a hot tub, she makes tea!
Yo' momma's so dark, if she sat in a jacuzzi, the water would turn into coffee!
Yo' momma's so dark, she drinks water and pees coffee!
Yo' momma's so dark, the police shot at her, and the bullets came back for flashlights!
Yo' momma's so dark, when she gets out of the car, the oil light comes on!
Yo' momma's so fat 'n dark, she jumped in the ocean and they thought she was an oil spill!
Yo' momma's so dark, when people refer to darkness coming in the future, they refer to her next visit!
Yo' momma's so dark, they made a movie of her heart transplant called "From the darkest heart of Africa"!
Yo' momma's so dark, she bleeds smoke!
Yo' momma's so dark, that lightening bugs follow her in the daytime!
Yo' momma's so dark, when she puts lotion on her legs, it looks like she has on leather pants!
Yo' momma's so dark, if they put her in a bottle, she'd be a Pepsi!
Yo' family's so dark, when they hold hands, they look like a stretch limo!
Yo' momma's so black, she goes to a funeral naked, and no one notices!
Yo' momma's so fat and black, when she goes skydiving she turns day into night!