tHE pHReaKhEaD's Big-Ass List o' Yo Mama Jokes

Yo' momma's so nasty, she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back!
Yo' momma's so nasty, she uses her dirty clothes as a weapon!
Yo' momma's so nasty, she has to creep up on bath water!
Yo' momma's so nasty, the government uses her bath water for chemical weapons!
Yo' momma's so nasty, she only changes her drawers once every 10,000 miles!
Yo' momma's so nasty, I called her for phone sex, and she gave me an ear infection!
Yo' momma's so nasty, I talked to her over the computer, and she gave me a virus!
Yo' momma's so nasty, while you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing an oxygen mask!
Yo' momma's so nasty, every time she opens her mouth, she's talking shit!
Yo' momma reminds me of a toilet: short, white, and smells like sh*t!
I saved yo' momma's life today...I killed a sh*t-eating dog on the way over!
Yo' momma's so nasty, she brings crabs to the beach!
Yo' momma's so nasty, she gotta put ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh!
Yo' momma's so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down!
Yo' momma's so nasty, she made Ben Gay go straight!
Yo' momma's so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left!
Yo' momma's so nasty, she made Right Guard call for backup!
Yo' momma's so nasty, even the fishery paid her to leave!
Yo' momma's so nasty, Ozzie Osbourne refused to bite her head off!
Yo' momma's so nasty, the Nat'l Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!
Yo' momma's so nasty, skunks run from her!
Yo' momma's so nasty, a skunk smelled her *ss and passed out!
Yo' momma's so nasty, she makes onions cry!
Yo' momma's so nasty, she went swimming, and now we have the Dead Sea!
Yo' momma's so nasty, she joined the four horseman: war, death, famine, disease!
Yo' momma's so nasty, she's like Shaq - she don't fake the funk!
Yo' momma's drawers are so nasty, the roaches check in, but they don't check out!
Yo' momma's so nasty, flies land on her picture!
Yo' momma's so nasty, she has to use Black Flag for a deodorant!
Yo' momma's so nasty, lice visit her on their vacations!
Yo' momma's so nasty, not even flies would go near her!
Yo' momma's so nasty, she uses Drain-o to douche!