tHE pHReaKhEaD's Big-Ass List o' Yo Mama Jokes

Yo' momma's so short, she has to cuff her underwear!
Yo' momma's so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet!
Yo' momma's so short, she broke her leg jumping off the toilet!
Yo' momma's so short, she jumps off curbs, saying, "Wheeee!"
Yo' momma's so short, her best friend is an ant!
Yo' momma's so short, her homies are the Keebler Elves!
Yo' momma's so short, she doesn't have legs, she has feet growing out her ass!
Yo' momma's so short, she tried to commit suicide with a pin!
Yo' momma's so short, she's afraid to get off the carpet alone!
Yo' momma's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license!
Yo' momma's so short, she poses for trophies!
Yo' momma's so short, she does back-flips under the bed!
Yo' momma's so short, she has to look down to look up!
Yo' momma's so short, she needs a ladder to pick up a dime!
Yo' momma's so small, she can sit on a dime and swing her legs!
Yo' momma's so short, she pole vaults with a toothpick!
Yo' momma's so short, she can bungee-jump off a curb!
Yo' momma's so short, she has to slam-dunk her change on the bus!